July 2012
June 2012
well i just learned a good way to trick/embarrass someone
tell them, “the arm you masturbate the most is the hairiest”
and they’ll immediately look at one of their arms
i just did it to like
4 people
omg
“I remember I was having like a really sick day, I wasn’t feeling very well, and I was laying in bed and I got a package from Louis Vuitton. I opened up the package and there was a beautiful bag and it was from a friend from LV. And in the package, Louis Vuitton sent me a little tiara in a little bag, and I didn’t even know that they made them. So, I just remember it was this sort of bittersweet moment because I was having a really sad, depressing day, having some very deep dark thoughts. And then this lovely little sparkler came in the mail and I knew that that day I couldn’t really go outside because there was a lot of mayhem going on in the streets, so I just sat inside all day and smoked marijuana and drunk wine with my tiara on my head.”
—Lady Gaga on the day she wrote “Princess Die” (via gagaroyale)
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I mean... you really aren't curious at all?
- 1: Full name.
- 2: Zodiac sign.
- 3: 3 fears.
- 4: 3 things I love.
- 5: 4 turn on’s.
- 6: 4 turn off’s.
- 7: My best friend?
- 8: Sexual orientation?
- 9: My best first date?
- 10: How tall am I?
- 11: What do I miss?
- 12: What time was I born?
- 13: Favorite color?
- 14: Do I have a crush?
- 15: Favorite quote?
- 16: Favorite place?
- 17: Favorite food?
- 18: Do I use sarcasm?
- 19: What am I listening to right now?
- 20: First thing I notice in new person?
- 21: Shoe size?
- 22: Eye color?
- 23: Hair color? 24: Favorite style of clothing?
- 25: Ever done a prank call?
- 26: What color of underwear I’m wearing now?
- 27: Meaning behind my URL?
- 28: Favorite movie?
- 29: Favorite song?
- 30: Favorite band?
- 31: How I feel right now?
- 32: Someone I love.
- 33: My current relationship status.
- 34: My relationship with my parents.
- 35: Favorite holiday.
- 36: Tattoos and piercing I have.
- 37: Tattoos and piercing I want.
- 38: The reason I joined Tumblr.
- 39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
- 40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts?
- 41: Have I ever kissed the last person I texted?
- 42: When did I last hold hands?
- 43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
- 44: Have I shaved my legs in the past three days?
- 45: Where am I right now?
- 46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
- 47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
- 48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
- 49: Am I excited for anything?
- 50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
- 51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
- 52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
- 53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
- 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
- 55: What is something I disliked about today?
- 56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
- 57: What do I think about most?
- 58: What’s my strangest talent?
- 59: Do I have any strange phobias?
- 60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
- 61: What was the last lie I told?
- 62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
- 63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
- 64: Do I believe in magic?
- 65: Do I believe in luck?
- 66: What’s the weather like right now?
- 67: What was the last book I’ve read?
- 68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
- 69: Do I have any nicknames?
- 70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
- 71: Do I spend money or save it?
- 72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? 73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?
- 74: Favorite animal?
- 75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
- 76: What do I think Satan’s last name is?
- 77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
- 78: How can you win my heart? 79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
- 80: What is my favorite word?
- 81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr?
- 82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
- 83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
- 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
- 85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
- 86: What is my current desktop picture?
- 87: Had sex?
- 88: Bought condoms?
- 89: Gotten pregnant?
- 90: Failed a class?
- 91: Kissed a boy?
- 92: Kissed a girl?
- 93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
- 94: Had job?
- 95: Left the house without my wallet?
- 96: Bullied someone on the Internet?
- 97: Had sex in public?
- 98: Played on a sports team?
- 99: Smoked weed?
- 100: Did drugs?
- 101: Smoked cigarettes?
- 102: Drank alcohol?
- 103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
- 104: Been overweight?
- 105: Been underweight?
- 106: Been to a wedding?
- 107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
- 108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
- 109: Been outside my home country?
- 110: Gotten my heart broken?
- 111: Been to a professional sports game?
- 112: Broken a bone?
- 113: Cut myself?
- 114: Been to prom?
- 115: Been in airplane? 116: Fly by helicopter?
- 117: What concerts have I been to?
- 118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
- 119: Learned another language?
- 120: Wore make up?
- 121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
- 122: Had oral sex?
- 123: Dyed my hair?
- 124: Voted in a presidential election?
- 125: Rode in an ambulance?
- 126: Had a surgery?
- 127: Met someone famous?
- 128: Stalked someone on a social network?
- 129: Peed outside?
- 130: Been fishing?
- 131: Helped with charity?
- 132: Been rejected by a crush?
- 133: Broken a mirror?
- 134: What do I want for birthday?
- 135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
- 136: Was I named after anyone?
- 137: Do I like my handwriting?
- 138: What was my favorite toy as a child?
- 139: Favorite TV Show?
- 140: Where do I want to live when older?
- 141: Play any musical instrument?
- 142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
- 143: Favorite pizza topping?
- 144: Am I afraid of the dark?
- 145: Am I afraid of heights?
- 146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
- 147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
- 148: What I’m really bad at.
- 149: What my greatest achievements are.
- 150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me.
- 151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery.
- 152: What do I like about myself?
- 153: My closest Tumblr friend.
- 154: Something I fantasies about.
- 155: Any question you’d like
My head is full of dreams,
And most of the time I float around high as the ceilings. I don’t understand how one person can feel so low and so high at the same time. I like this loneliness.
I want things I shouldn’t want.
I miss the things I shouldn’t.
STOP SCROLLING. This is just a reminder that the song Judas is better than your entire existence. Thanks for stopping. Continue scrolling.
Lady Gaga is playing a BRAND NEW song at the Born This Way Ball in Melbourne right now! “Princess Die”
FUCK YOU MELBOURNE FUCK YOU
homophobes think that they’re taking a stand against gay people by not eating oreos
but who’s really missing out here
now everytime I hear a Gaga song on the radio I’m filled with an overwhelming sense of happiness. Those two nights were the best of my life, I can’t even begin to thank her enough.
Here's my dilemma
my parents went away on holidays last week and were meant to be gone for 20 days but my mum broke her ankle and is flying home tomorrow, and my dad has to drive back (they went camping) and he’ll be back next week. Because my parents have a water bed, my mum can’t sleep in it cause it will be difficult for her to get in and out and her cast might get stuck down the side (she’s old.), so she has to sleep in my bed instead. BUT MY BEDROOM IS THE ONLY BEDROOM WITH A HEATER :( I can barely survive as it is at the moment I AM GOING TO FREEZE. GAHH
